小学生作业,爸爸的隐私全暴露了,网友:爸爸估计要跪搓衣板了
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小学生们无论是在看待问题还是回答问题的时候脑回路都跟大人不一样。在他们的眼中的世界和大人眼中的世界是不一样的,小朋友往往会把复杂的事情看得很简单,把简单的事情看得很复杂。这样使他们给我们带来了不少欢乐,现在我们来一起看看小学生们写的作业,看看他们是如何把作业写成笑话的。网友笑道:爸爸估计要跪搓衣板了!

像这位小学生,就是一位很会联想的同学,题目里给出了好多个数学条件,李雷口袋中有冰糖、棉花糖和棒棒糖,在吃了一部分以后,还剩下多少糖?本来应该用减法来计算,可是这位小学生呢,却给出了十分雷人的答案:李雷有糖尿病!哈哈,同学,你太能联想啦!数学题,不是这样做的哦!得有运算和答案呢!

求圆的面积,也是小学生需要掌握的数学知识,这部分知识,出现在小学高年级,结果,这位特别“皮”的小学生,竟然画了张简笔画,还带有手势——大概这么大!同学,长点心吧,圆的面积计算很简单哟,只需要套用公式就可以了,你是把数学公式给忘记了吗?

这位小学生的答案真是无敌耿直了,将爸爸的隐私暴露出来,就是爱看美女的事情写在试卷里面了,不知道妈妈要是看见了会不会让爸爸跪搓衣板。

本来是四个小孩子在玩滑滑梯的游戏,他竟然能想到以后自己娶媳妇会不会很难的问题,真的不知道是该夸你思维开阔还是该说你就做个题而已未免想得太多。老师看完气得给了零分:答非所问,想要长大后娶老婆,抓紧时间好好学习。

对于语文中常用的形容词来说,小朋友有的时候并不能深刻体会,比如,老师将“不到40岁的”圈起来,并在旁边标注,表示这几个字是多余的,因为“不到40岁的”本来就和“中年妇女”有包含的关系。但是小学生却会错了老师的意思,把作业改成了:我的妈妈是个多余的中年妇女!其实从语法来讲,这句话完全没问题,但是从内容来讲就有点欠揍了。估计老师看见之后也会哭笑不得,这是什么操作啊?

小朋友,这是数学考试,不是语文阅读理解呀,虽然你理解的挺对的,确实不能依赖别人,你做的很多,都不参考别人的,哈哈!

孩子,小编真的超级佩服你的想象力啊,真的是有才!不过,你这样填写答案,老师会给你分数吗?

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小学生作业,爸爸的隐私全暴露了,网友:爸爸估计要跪搓衣板了英文翻译:

Pupil people no matter be,ask in look upon problem or answer when inscribing, cerebral loop follows adult different. The world in the world in their eye and adult eye is different, the child often can see complex thing very simply, see simple thing very complexly. Such making that they brought many joy to us, we see pupil together now people written operation, how do seeing them keep operation into jest. The netizen laughs: Father estimation wants genuflect rub clothing board!

Resemble this pupil, it is a classmate that can associate very much, condition of a lot of maths gave out in the title, there are rock candy, spun sugar and lollipop in Li Lei pocket, after taking one part, how many candy to still remain? Should be calculated originally with subtration, can be this pupil, gave out however very Lei Ren's answer: Li Lei has diabetic! Ha, classmate, you can associate too! Mathematical problem, either such doing oh! Must have operation and result!

Beg round area, also be the mathematical knowledge that pupil needs to master, this part knowledge, appear in elementary school high grade, result, this special " skin " pupil, drew Zhang Jian strokes actually, still contain sign -- probably so big! Classmate, long mug-up, round area calculation is very simple oh, it is OK to need apply mechanically formula only, are you formula gives a maths forgot?

The answer of this pupil is inapproachable honest and frank really, expose father's privacy come out, the business that loves to see a beauty namely is written inside examination paper, if saw can let garment of father genuflect rub,do not know mother board.

It is the game that 4 children are playing slippery slide originally, after he can think of actually, oneself marry son's wife can very difficult question, knowing really is this boast your thinking is widened or should say you to do a problem to just think too much rather. The teacher looks to enrage so that gave zero: Give an irrelevant answer, wife is married after wanting to be brought up, make the best of time to learn well.

To the commonly used adjective in Chinese, child some moment can be not experienced deeply, for instance, teacher general " do not arrive 40 years old " the circle rises, tag by, representing these a few words is redundant, because " do not arrive 40 years old " mix originally " middleaged woman " have included concern. But pupil is met however wrong the teacher's meaning, change operation: My mom is a redundant middleaged woman! Be told actually from grammar, this word is no problem completely, but will tell from content owe a bit beat. Estimate to after the teacher sees, also can find both funny and annoying, what operation is this?

Child, this is mathematical exam, not be Chinese reads understanding, although you understand quite right, cannot depend on others really, what you do is very much, of not referenced others, ha!

The child, small make up super really admire your imagination, it is to have ability really! Nevertheless, you fill in so the answer, can the teacher give you the mark?

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